Humor

THE BILL OF RIGHTS: A BURDENSOME SET OF ENTITLEMENTS!, AND OTHER SUREFIRE VOTE-GETTERS

3 Comments / General Interest, Humor, Politics / By Bob Crespo

American politicians are prepping for their quadrennial World Cup in 2012, The Presidential Election. A lousy economy has Republicans smelling blood in the water as the president’s approval rating plummets in perfect parallel to the Dow Jones Industrial average. We’re all about the money around here, see. Benjamins, or the glaring lack of of them. […]

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THINGS PEOPLE CAN DO THAT CORPORATIONS CAN’T

2 Comments / General Interest, Humor, Politics / By Bob Crespo

In a recent session The U.S. Supreme Court decided that corporations are people, entitled the same rights and privileges as individuals. As batshit crazy as that sounds, that is now the law of the land. We beg to differ. There are many things people can do that corporations cannot do, things that define us as people.

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OBAMA: DUMP BIDEN, HIRE ME!

1 Comment / General Interest, Humor, Politics / By Bob Crespo

President Obama looks like he can win reelection, but only just barely. The only thing preventing it will be his choice of Vice President. Oh, I know, I know, you’re saying to yourselves that he’s already got a perfectly serviceable Vice President in Joe Biden, affable and a bit dopey, the way we like ’em.

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NOW MORE THAN EVER: BOB CRESPO FOR VICE PRESIDENT

5 Comments / Humor, Politics / By Bob Crespo

The 2012 Presidential Elections are still over a year away but the Republican Candidates, both declared and otherwise, are already in our collective face, appearing everywhere and trumpeting their indignation at the current Democratic administration, and assuring us that their unique skill sets will enable them to undo the carnage of the previous Republican administration.

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AMERICA’S MOST WANTED CANCELLED: UNFINISHED BUSINESS – THE ONES THAT SLIPPED THROUGH THE MANHUNT

4 Comments / Humor / By Bob Crespo

The news comes to us that the weekly crime-fighting show, “America”s Most Wanted” has been cancelled by the FOX network and this season will be its last. After 24 seasons, 1,140 shows and 1,151 desperadoes captured, John Walsh and his crack team of narrators will be leaving a hole in our Saturday night TV viewing

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IMAM HOOZYAH DADYEH TAKES COMMAND OF AL QAEDA

4 Comments / General Interest, Humor / By Bob Crespo

Bobcrespo.com has done it again, successfully wiretapping the latest meeting of the Al Qaeda Leadership Council, held in the conference room of a Day’s Motor Inn on the outskirts of the city of Abbotancostelloabad in Western Pakistan. The recent “firing” of long time CEO Osama bin Laden has prompted much behind-the-scenes jockeying for the top

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SAMMY SCIENCE GIVES IT ANOTHER TRY: A SCIENCE Q&A

1 Comment / Humor / By Bob Crespo

Sammy Science here, after a long absence from these pages. No, I haven’t been ill or on any sort of sabbatical, just tired of the lack of scientific acumen of the readers of bobcrespo.com. This is supposed to be a Science Q&A, not a forum for science-bashing, religious preaching or wacky theories. Let’s see what

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DOPOTO REPORTS: IT’S 2011, AND PASSAGE IS BEING BOOKED IN THE HAND BASKET TO HELL

3 Comments / D.O.P.O.T.O., Humor / By Bob Crespo

The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) has been working overtime to absorb the global chaos that has thus far marked the year 2011. Researchers, senior analysts and interns alike have been barraged by reports of the odd, the unsettling, the surprising and the utterly catastrophic. Our earnest efforts to fulfill our only function

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THE ANSWER MAN IS HERE FOR YOU!

1 Comment / General Interest, Humor / By Bob Crespo

It’s that time again, Ladies and Gents! The Answer Man is back, and he’s here for you. You ask a question, Answer man answers it! What could be simpler? Remember, you must ask a question or I cannot help you. Lets see what’s in the Inbox, shall we? Dear Answer Man: You’re a bit of

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THINGS YOU DON’T HEAR EVERY DAY

1 Comment / General Interest, Humor / By Bob Crespo

Here at bobcrespo.com we’re all about the public service, and today we are not going to talk about the news or some horrifying event. Enough already! How about a list of things you don’t often hear in real life? Let’s try these: What were Marcel Marceau’s last gestures? The Force, it is strong in this one.

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