Long story short, here I am, 69 years young and (knock-wood!) far from ending my dance on Funhouse Earth. From Day One I found the joint an absolute wonderland filled with infinite possibilities and shining people, and still do (and yes, people shine, every single one of them, you’ll just have to trust me on …
TALE OF A DUMB GUY, STARRING ME, OR WHY GRANDPA NEEDS A JOINT IN THE MORNING Read More »
Quote of the Week: “President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings.” – written by Trump himself, and the only entry in the official White House schedule every single day since New’s Year Eve The final week of the Trump …
Quote of The Week: “He’s leaving Washington with a whole series of conspiracy theories and things that are so nutty and loopy that people are shaking their head wondering what in the world has gotten into this man.” – Senator Mitt Romney (R), in one of his occasional experiments in showing courage and integrity Week …
WEEK #206 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW FRIDAY, 12/18/20, TO THURSDAY, 12/24/20 Read More »
Quote of The Week: “I would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and in his, shall we say, weight group, morbidly obese, they say.” – Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi reacting to Trump’s announcement that he has been taking hydroxochloroquine to …
WEEK #175 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY, 5/15/20 TO THURSDAY, 5/21/20 Read More »
INTERVIEW WITH DISNEY ROBOT DONALD TRUMP Another exclusive first for bobcrespo.com, the very first interview with the Donald Trump Robot from Disney World’s Hall of Presidents: bobcrespo.com: Thank you for sitting down with us, Mr. President Robot Trump: No prob, Bob, but you can call me by my name, Louie. bcdc: Your real name? But …
Quote of the Week; “Bullshit! Bullshit, Bullshit!” – Trump leading his crowd in a rousing chant at a MAGA Rally in Sunrise, Florida on Tuesday. Trump opened Week #150 bright and early on Friday morning when he called up his favorite TV Trump Whisperers, the hosts of Fox & Friends, possibly the dumbest and most …
WEEK #150 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY, 11/22/19 TO THURSDAY, 11/28/19 Read More »
Quote of the Week: “Let there be better lighting!” Week #139 of The Trump Era saw a mystery solved. Actually two of them. The first mystery was why Trump rescinded the ban on energy-inefficient lightbulbs, costing the country a 6 trillion megawatt drain on our electric grid and the elevated risk of power outages. The …
WEEK #139 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY 9/6/19 TO THURSDAY 9/12/19 Read More »
Unfortunately, Trump Era weeks aren’t something that truly end, where you can breathe a sigh of relief and say “Phew, is it over?” Nope, because the very next day brings another series of train wrecks, courtesy of the craziest president outside of a Stanley Kubrick movie. Donald Trump began Week #123 in office on Friday …
WEEK #123 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY 5/17/19 TO THURSDAY, 5/23/19 Read More »
So the question, as always with President Now What?, is which outrage to address first, and Week #114 of the Trump Era was no different. Might as well start with a capitalized and exclamation-pointed “VETO!” for Trump’s first time use of his presidential veto power, which he exercised to veto Congress’s own veto of his …
WEEK #114 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY, 3/15/19 TO THURSDAY, 3/21/19 Read More »
