TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/26/23 – MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY!
Statistics show there are a lot of “John Smith Days” being held today, being that it’s NATIONAL MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY! (YOUR NAME HERE) That’s right, March 26th is a day so lackluster, so bereft of notable births, deaths or great events, that its most popular observance is National Make Up Your Own
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/25/23 – INTERGALACTIC BOBCRESPO.COM DAY!
It is common knowledge that this is the Second Best Website Ever and a repository of Music, Truth and Life Explained, as well as the official recorder of National Days, host to the Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) and the home of that once-popular serialized tragicomedy, The Trump Era Week in Review. How can
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/24/23 – INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS DAY!
The official name of this holiday is the completely unreasonable and very United Nationish “International Day for the Right to the Truth Concerning Gross Human Rights Violations and for the Dignity of Victims,” so we’ll just go with INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS DAY! As usual, there’s a lot of tyranny and oppression going on in this
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/23/23 – TOAST DAY!
Before toast, we had bread, sharp sticks and open flame. Breakfast was an adventure, and fatal bread fires were common. Enter the toaster, the greatest advance in civilization since the advance that made toasters necessary, sliced bread, compelling us to celebrate NATIONAL TOAST DAY! Today is actually the anniversary of Melba Toast, specifically, named after
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/22/23 – WATER DAY!
H2O. It covers 71% of the planet’s surface, yet there is less than one third of 1% of it that is not frozen and available for use by every living organism on Earth that lives outside its saltwater oceans. We recognize that fresh, clean water is precious on NATIONAL WATER DAY! Water is life, nothing
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/21/23 – POETRY DAY!
Roses are red Violets are blue They don’t have to rhyme But we like when they do… That’s right folks, it’s NATIONAL POETRY DAY! Today we celebrate poetry, that branch of writing that serves no practical purpose and breaks every rule of grammar, syntax and logic. No wonder we so love our poetry. Poems release