Unfortunately, Trump Era weeks aren’t something that truly end, where you can breathe a sigh of relief and say “Phew, is it over?” Nope, because the very next day brings another series of train wrecks, courtesy of the craziest president outside of a Stanley Kubrick movie. Donald Trump began Week #123 in office on Friday […]
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So the question, as always with President Now What?, is which outrage to address first, and Week #114 of the Trump Era was no different. Might as well start with a capitalized and exclamation-pointed “VETO!” for Trump’s first time use of his presidential veto power, which he exercised to veto Congress’s own veto of his
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Week #112 of the Trump Era had big shoes to fill if it wanted to match the chaotic insanity of the previous week. Matter of fact, Trump spent the first day of Week #112 furiously Tweeting about Week #111, a disaster for the president and our country by any measure. Except, of course, if you
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Here at world headquarters of bobcrespo.com, researchers, senior analysts and interns are working overtime to decipher the tsunami of Politalk that has washed over us since Election Season began. Cut to the chase with these political translations: Phrase: Our children are our future! Translation: Someone’s gotta refill the Treasury. Phrase: I swear on the
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1. Exchanging Grifts 2. Singing “Jingo Bells” 3. Scrubbing all those lumps of coal clean 4. Playing “Pin The Tail on Eric” 5. Eating the turkey Trump pardoned on Thanksgiving 6. Putting a luxury tax on Tiny Tim’s crutch 7. Blaming Jared’s people for killing Jesus 8. Hunting reindeer 9. 3 scoops of ice cream
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Here at World Headquarters of bobcrespo.com, researchers, senior analysts and interns are busting it 24/7 to decode the cacophony of Politalk rattling our skullbones every Election Season. Cut to the chase with these translations: Phrase: Our children are our future! Translation: Someone’s gotta refill the Treasury. Phrase: I swear on the Holy Bible to uphold the Constitution of
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Bobcrespo.com is back in the interview biz and we’ve got a scoop! We have persuaded the perennial poster boy for Mad Magazine, Alfred E. Neuman himself, to drop by Bobcrespo.com World Headquarters in Brooklyn and sit down for his first ever internet chat. Alfred’s pushing 60 now, but still has his trademark red hair, missing
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We are proud once again to announce yet another in our series of groundbreaking exclusive interviews at bobcrespo.com, this time with Satan’s own lobbyist, Ernest Hathaway. That’s right folks, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Ole’ Scratch himself! We were invited to Mr. Hathaway’s palatial suite of offices on K Street in the nation’s capitol. The name on the
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The world receives the sad news that one of our cultural icons is gone. Shortly before his death, Cheetah sat down with bobcrespo.com for an exclusive interview. Cheetah, who was born into a show business family, was in New York City to consult with kidney specialists at Sloan -Kettering institute, had his agent contact bobcrespo.com
The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) has been following the Occupy Wall Street movement, a popular protest against corporate greed and criminal business practices, as well as the responses of opponents of the movement. The protesters call themselves the 99%, referring to the fact that 1% of Americans are hogging all the money
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