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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/31/23 – JACK JOHNSON DAY!
They called him The Galveston Giant, when they weren’t calling him Ni**er, that is, or throwing him in jail for loving white women and promoting one more hayseed palooka as The Great White Hope to unseat him as the World Heavyweight Boxing Champion. Today is NATIONAL JACK JOHNSON DAY! Born John Arthur Jackson on March
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/30/23 – PENCIL DAY!
It was a Great Leap Forward, and responsible for the creation of more scholarly dissertations, more great works of art and more inspired doodles than any implement in the history of civilization, even though it is small, humble and unassuming. That’s right, Scribblers, it’s NATIONAL PENCIL DAY! With the stub of a pencil and bits
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/29/23 – MOM & POP STORE DAY
The best ones have a funny but pleasant smell to them, and are a little bit weird. And that’s just how we like them on NATIONAL MOM & POP STORE DAY! Before shopping malls, before box stores the size of Yankee Stadium, before shopping online, we had Mom & Pop stores. Mom & Pops could
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/28/23 – WEED APPRECIATION DAY!
Dude, I thought this was supposed to be about dandelions? But is says weed, man, weed! No dude, not that kinda weed, this ain’t 4/20. You know… weeds! Exactly, man… weed! Ever since NORML got busy with its Legalize Marijuana campaign and reefer-as-medicine schtick, misunderstanding has been the order of the day on NATIONAL WEED APPRECIATION DAY! While
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/27/23 – VIAGRA DAY!
Sproi-yoi-yoi-yoing… Hallelujah! That’s the sound of another successful dose of Sildenafil citrate on NATIONAL VIAGRA DAY! Over at Pfizer Labs in Sandwich, Kent, England in the early 1990’s, pharmaceutical scientists were trying to come up with a pill to treat high blood pressure. They called it compound UK-92,480, and soon began treating volunteer patients in
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/26/23 – MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY!
Statistics show there are a lot of “John Smith Days” being held today, being that it’s NATIONAL MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY! (YOUR NAME HERE) That’s right, March 26th is a day so lackluster, so bereft of notable births, deaths or great events, that its most popular observance is National Make Up Your Own