1. Exchanging Grifts
2. Singing “Jingo Bells”
3. Scrubbing all those lumps of coal clean
4. Playing “Pin The Tail on Eric”
5. Eating the turkey Trump pardoned on Thanksgiving
6. Putting a luxury tax on Tiny Tim’s crutch
7. Blaming Jared’s people for killing Jesus
8. Hunting reindeer
9. 3 scoops of ice cream
10. Dreaming of a Whites-Only Christmas