Here at bobcrespo.com we’re all about the public service, and today we are not going to talk about the news or some horrifying event. Enough already! How about a list of things you don’t often hear in real life? Let’s try these: What were Marcel Marceau’s last gestures? The Force, it is strong in this one. […]
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Some mornings you wake up to a perfect world. The sensation fades in a flash, but at least for a second, you were there.
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Here at bobcrespo.com we like to offer a forum to lesser-known sources of information. While the world knows much about the famous Chinese philosopher Confucius and his many wise sayings, his younger brother has slipped through history’s cracks. His given name was Murray Confucius but, to distinguish himself from his world -famous big brother, he
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At the Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO), researchers and senior analysts alike have been immersed in the exciting developments in the Middle East. First Tunisians ousted their government, followed swiftly by Egypt, which overthrew 30 years of Hosni Mubarek’s oppressive dictatorship in just 18 peaceful days. Now the nations of Bahrain, Iran, Algeria,
DOPOTO REPORTS: DEMOCRACY TAKING WING. CAN NEW YORK CITY BE FAR BEHIND? Read More »
Tallyrand D’Antione of Wickedleak here, as always reporting from an undisclosed location. Here at wickedleak.net we are determined to show solidarity with Julian Assange, facing extradition to Sweden, where he will face a secret tribunal of Viking Chieftains on sex charges. Since the authorities have managed to shut down Assange’s Wikileaks for the time being,
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It’s Answer Man Time Again, people! You know the drill, you ask questions and the Answer Man Answers them. Remember, questions only! Dear Answer Man: Is it true that toilets and sinks drain in the opposite direction on the other side of the world? – Yuri Nidyet Dear Yuri Nidyet: Yes. Next! Dear Answer Man:
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Ever the public servants, we here at bobcrespo.com have added one more service. Today we provide literal translations of common, but often misleading, words or phrases. Consider these: Phrase: With all due respect. Translation: Move over, Rodney Dangerfield. Phrase: Not for nothing, but… Translation: A huge something, and never good. Phrase: You don’t mind if I
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