Normally at bobcrespo.com, we don’t go in for predicting the future, preferring a more reality-based forum, or at least as close to reality as it gets around here. This year, however, we have the privilege to unveil the first Computer-Generated New Year’s Predictions. There’s a great new program available from Maxihard called Data Pool, a […]
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For a great many citizens of the northeastern parts of the United States, the past couple of days have found them snowbound by a vast blizzard. This was one those doozies where even snow ploughs are getting stuck in the drifts. Any thoughts of getting out and about are quashed with a quick peek out
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Christmas is over and you know what that means; It’s Prediction Time! Once again, bobcrespo.com is on the cutting edge of sure-fire predictions guaranteed to come true. How do we do it, you ask? Simple, we don’t bother looking into the future, that’s for cranks and gullible fools. We go right for the jugular, folks,
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It’s never too early too get your letter to Santa Claus sent. Early bird catches the worm and all that. Why wait until December 23rd, when he’s inundated with millions of requests for Tickle Me Elmo dolls and iPhones? So the thinking here is that this year we get the drop on America’s retailers and
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Tallyrand D’Antoine here, from a new undisclosed location, far, far away from my previous undisclosed location. A tip to my pursuers: don’t bother trying to trace this URL address since this is being written on a disposable cell phone, which is quite a chore with this tiny friggin’ Mickley Mouse keyboard, let me tell you!
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Tallyrand D’Antoine here, of wickedleak.net, reporting from an undisclosed location. The people here at bobcrespo.com have shown themselves to be the only major website willing to risk their necks to reveal the truth to the world, and so have graciously offered wickedleak a forum after we were shut down by the authorities. We have in
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Ah Christmas, that holy celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ, heralding sentiments of peace on earth, love, joy and good will towards our fellow man coupled with an orgiastic celebration of retail consumption. What’s not to love? The gaudy decorations, the earnest caroling, the sumptuous feasts and all that shopping! How better to express
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Well Ho Ho Ho, people. Guess who I ran into the other day in Manhattan? Good old Kris Kringle himself, Santa Claus! He was in town making some last minute preparations for his big night on Christmas Eve when he loads up his sleigh with toys for all the good little boys and girls, hitches
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Editor’s note: reprinted from Dec, 2008 My cousin Joe got a good book for Christmas called “How To Be A Gentleman.” It is a handy little tome we had a lot of fun with at our holiday gathering. It’s an updated version that covers things like text-messaging while crossing busy streets and gym etiquette as
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Well it’s Thanksgiving again, the time to get together with our families and reflect on all our blessings. This is a uniquely American holiday, one shared by no other nation but Canada, who celebrates it on a different day. Leave it to Canada to to be almost exactly like the United States, but not quite.
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