Today, if you think something is funny, you’re going to have to say “I laughed out loud” or, if something strikes you as especially hilarious, “I rolled on the floor laughing my ass off” instead the digital shorthand plaguing our language and setting our communication skills back to Neanderthal levels on NATIONAL SPEAK IN COMPLETE […]
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A bro looks after a bro’s old lady when he gets assassinated and deified, and when that lady is Cleopatra, then maybe a bro looks after a bro’s ex-old lady a little too carefully, making today NATIONAL MARK ANTONY DAY! Julius and Mark went way back, best buds from the ‘hood when they were just
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Today we honor Sir Henry Cole (1818 – 1874) of England. Why, you say? Because he invented them, and today is NATIONAL CHRISTMAS CARD DAY! Now you know who to blame for the 187 cards you have to fill out and mail to people you never hear from except via Christmas cards, which most of us
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Who says there can’t be 2 Sundaes in a week? There’s no better way to upgrade your Sunday than celebrating NATIONAL SUNDAE DAY! Second only to the invention of the automobile (the better to get to the ice cream parlor), the Ice Cream Sundae was the crowning achievement of the Industrial Revolution, with no
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Looking for a National Day to get behind? One that will do the most good for mankind while still having fun? Problem solved, it is NATIONAL LEAVE A COMMENT ON BOBCRESPO.COM DAY! Stop by The Second Best Website Ever for great music, Life Explained, Jimmy The Blogging Dog, The Trump Era Week in Review, short
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Don’t bark at the Year of The Earth Dog! 1.3 billion people can’t be wrong on INTERNATIONAL CHINESE NEW YEAR! Stop writing Year of The Fire Rooster on your checks today, it’s New Year’s Day 4715.
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Well men, it’s the Sunday before Valentine’s Day, that syrupy sweet confection of a holiday revolving around pleasing women (which you will celebrate with all your might if you know what’s good for you), but today is your day, INTERNATIONAL MAN DAY! You will read no sappy greeting cards and nibble no bonbons, nor will
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After another exciting and dominant season by the (amazingly enough) 2016 World Series Champion Chicago Cubs, we come back down to Earth for the 109th Anniversary of the Cubs’ previous World Series win in 1908, known as NATIONAL HELL FREEZES OVER DAY! It was 7 years before Wrigley Field opened, and the new club owner
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Who says they don’t get any holidays? Hell, they even have their own logo! Today our most fervent preachers and avid seekers of converts get their only holiday all year, one that most of them will spend furiously not celebrating, NATIONAL ATHEIST DAY! They are steadfast believers in disbelief, adherents of non-adherence and practitioners of
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Like a great many things in the modern world, this holiday comes to us courtesy of Rome, NATIONAL BANISH EVIL SPIRITS DAY! Who can argue with avoiding evil spirits? Called “Lupercalia” by ancient Romans, this holiday is designed to avert evil, purify our surroundings and release health and fertility for all. The name Lupercalia
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