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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/28/21 – ASK A STUPID QUESTION DAY!

Some say there are no stupid questions. Those would be stupid people, because there’s a lot of stupid questions. Besides, without stupid questions, we couldn’t celebrate NATIONAL ASK A STUPID QUESTION DAY! This is America, dammit, where everybody gets a National Day, and today it’s that guy who asks wet […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/27/21 – WRECK OF THE OLD 97 DAY!

It had been 2 years since Casey Jones went up in flaming immortality in The Cannonball Express, but that cautionary tale was the last thing on Engineer Joseph A. “Steve” Broady’s mind as he tried to slow down his train down to a safe speed approaching the […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/26/21 – JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY!

John Chapman doesn’t ring a bell with most people outside the Chapman family, but mention apple seeds and hard cider, and you’ll know why we celebrate NATIONAL JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY Born on September 26, 1774, in Leominster, Massachusetts, John Chapman became an American legend in his own lifetime as Johnny […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/25/21 – ONE-HIT WONDER DAY!

John Fred and His Playboy Band or the Lemon Pipers may not be household names, but their songs, “Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)” and “Green Tambourine’ sure ring a bell. Well this is their day, the day we celebrate NATIONAL ONE-HIT WONDER DAY! You know a bunch of them, […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/24/21 – BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS DAY!

May the Bluebird of Happiness light upon your shoulder and sing you sweet melodies forever and a day. Or, at the very least, not soil your car on this most auspicious of celebrations, NATIONAL BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS DAY! The Bluebird of Happiness was dreamed up by a […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/23/21 – “YOUR CHEATIN’ HEART” DAY!

On September 23, 1952, a 29 year-old Country music star from Alabama booked time in Castle Studio in Nashville’s Tulane Hotel and recorded 3 songs; “Kaw-Liga,” “Take These Chains From My Heart” and one of the most iconic Country songs of all time, which is why we […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/22/21 – AUTUMNAL EQUINOX DAY!

September 22 is not always the end of Summer in the Northern Hemisphere, but when it is… we call it NATIONAL AUTUMNAL EQUINOX DAY! Today’s holiday didn’t actually commence until 3:20 PM, but once it starts, Summer officially ends. We knew this was coming. The kids have […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/21/21 – BIG WHOPPER LIAR DAY!

Today is when the entire world celebrates International Day of Peace, but screw that, that’s just not happening. Instead, let’s talk about the time I repelled an alien invasion with a dozen bottle rockets and a switch blade on NATIONAL BIG WHOPPER LIAR DAY!  As Secretary of Defense Vin Diesel […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/20/21 – RUNAROUND SUE DAY!

Words and music by Dion Di Mucci and Earnest Maresca, arrangement by Jeff Funk. Who, you say? What song you talking about? Talking about Dion, of course, formerly of Dion & The Belmonts, who went solo in 1961 to pursue a more edgy brand of Rock & […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/19/20 – TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

“Give us ten million dollars or we will sell your oil tanker to black marketeers with whom we are already in negotiations via satellite phone!” Sorry, Somalian dudes, but that just doesn’t have the cachet of Wallace Beery swilling grog, hobbling around on a peg leg, and […]

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