“Lizzie Borden took an axe…” Or not. On this day in 1892, Andrew and Abby Borden were murdered with an axe in Fall River, Massachusetts, that much is certain on NATIONAL LIZZIE BORDEN DAY! Who killed them remains an open question, since their only suspect, the couple’s 32 year-old daughter Lizzie Borden, was acquitted of …
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A man who says he understands women will not hesitate to lie about other things too.
Bobcrespo.com is back in the interview biz and we’ve got a scoop! We have persuaded the perennial poster boy for Mad Magazine, Alfred E. Neuman himself, to drop by Bobcrespo.com World Headquarters in Brooklyn and sit down for his first ever internet chat. Alfred’s pushing 60 now, but still has his trademark red hair, missing …
The Information Age doesn’t make us any smarter, it just gives us a whole lot more to misunderstand.
If you think you’re too fat, you probably are. No need to put anyone else on the hot seat by seeking a second opinion.
Even Mother Theresa hated mimes.
You don’t know what trouble is until you get between a woman and her chocolate.
When the shit hits the fan, you can panic, or you can do something about it, but you can’t do both.
The most insignificant day of the week is Tuesday. Nobody looks forward to it, no one remembers what they did. Nothing happens on Tuesday unless some major holiday happens to fall on one every so often, and then people are disappointed, declaring the holiday ruined. Tuesday is the Rodney Dangerfield of weekdays.
Used to be that only 2 presidents got A Day, and they were our Top 2 – Abraham Lincoln (February 12) and George Washington (February 22), and on their actual birthdays, which were were both national holidays no matter what day of the week on which they happened to fall, instead of what we have today, PRESIDENTS …