If dogs could read, I’d be dead meat. It’s a painful subject to them, but neutering your pet is the responsible thing to do on INTERNATIONAL SPAY DAY! There are too many pets and not enough pet owners to give them the loving homes they deserve, so the International Humane Society and HSUS implore pet lovers […]
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Say neigh to the Horse, and take note of the Goat! 1.3 billion people can’t be wrong on INTERNATIONAL CHINESE NEW YEAR! Stop writing Year of The Horse on your checks today, it’s New Year’s Day 4713, The Year of The Goat. Horse years are supposed to be good luck, but that didn’t work out
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If you have a control freak in your life, change all the clocks in the house to different times. It won’t help their problem, but it gives them something else to do besides annoying you.
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This doesn’t happen very often, but when it does, it’s your cue to stock up on extra Peeps and chocolate on NATIONAL EASTER FUNDAY! That’s right, another Two’Fer holiday, when Easter Sunday and Pot Smoker’s Day collide. He is risen, all right, and she’s pretty high too, so don’t Bogart that chocolate bunny on 4/20.
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So, you’re feeling like Romeo today? Call yourself Romeo Smith, or Lance Hardwick if you like, it’s okay. Seeking your inner songbird? Diva MacMelody is as good as any on NATIONAL NAME YOURSELF DAY! We’re not talking about using an alias and taking it on the lam, just asking why should showbiz types be the only
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Who knew? Rudolph Diesel (1858 – 1913), inventor of the Diesel engine, meant for it to run on vegetable oil, not the petroleum-derived diesel fuel used today, so we celebrate NATIONAL BIODIESEL DAY! Diesel noticed how steam engines waste 90% of their fuel, while internal combustion engines waste up to 75%, and designed his engine to
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March 14, 44 BCE was Julius Caesar’s second-worst day, but for his Co-Consul and best friend, it was one of his best days, making today INTERNATIONAL MARK ANTONY GETS LUCKY DAY! It was the day before the Ides of March, and Caesar’s assassins were holding their last meeting before making Julius Kabob of Caesar
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I dig Dr. Seuss’ scene of Hatted Cats and Grinches Green of elephants named Horton too and fishes red and green and blue. Hellzyeah, it’s NATIONAL DOCTOR SEUSS DAY! Who didn’t grow up a huge fan of that PhD in English Literature, Theodor Seuss Geisel, best known to children everywhere as Dr. Seuss? Following his
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