Say neigh to the Horse, and take note of the Goat! 1.3 billion people can’t be wrong on
INTERNATIONAL CHINESE NEW YEAR!
Stop writing Year of The Horse on your checks today, it’s New Year’s Day 4713, The Year of The Goat. Horse years are supposed to be good luck, but that didn’t work out at all, did it? The Goat, on the other hand, is supposed to be a symbol of Peace, Harmony and Tranquility, so figure 2015-16 to be one long waking nightmare. We should stop counting on symbolic trendy events we don’t understand, get hold of ourselves and run our damned lives responsibly, but we all know that’s not going to happen. Instead let’s just shoot off some firecrackers for good luck, and spend some money on great music at bobcrespo.com. There’s a Chinese New Year Sale going on as we speak, so get busy! Satisfaction guaranteed.
•Suggested Activities: Buying great songs cheap at bobcrespo.com, dancing, singing.