Here at World Headquarters of bobcrespo.com, researchers, senior analysts and interns are busting it 24/7 to decode the cacophony of Politalk rattling our skullbones every Election Season. Cut to the chase with these translations: Phrase: Our children are our future! Translation: Someone’s gotta refill the Treasury. Phrase: I swear on the Holy Bible to uphold the Constitution of …
If dogs could read, I’d be dead meat. It’s a painful subject to them, but neutering your pet is the responsible thing to do on INTERNATIONAL SPAY DAY! There are too many pets and not enough pet owners to give them the loving homes they deserve, so the International Humane Society and HSUS implore pet lovers …
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 2/24/15 – INTERNATIONAL SPAY DAY! Read More »
Say neigh to the Horse, and take note of the Goat! 1.3 billion people can’t be wrong on INTERNATIONAL CHINESE NEW YEAR! Stop writing Year of The Horse on your checks today, it’s New Year’s Day 4713, The Year of The Goat. Horse years are supposed to be good luck, but that didn’t work out …
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 2/19/15 – CHINESE NEW YEAR! Read More »
This doesn’t happen very often, but when it does, it’s your cue to stock up on extra Peeps and chocolate on NATIONAL EASTER FUNDAY! That’s right, another Two’Fer holiday, when Easter Sunday and Pot Smoker’s Day collide. He is risen, all right, and she’s pretty high too, so don’t Bogart that chocolate bunny on 4/20. …
So, you’re feeling like Romeo today? Call yourself Romeo Smith, or Lance Hardwick if you like, it’s okay. Seeking your inner songbird? Diva MacMelody is as good as any on NATIONAL NAME YOURSELF DAY! We’re not talking about using an alias and taking it on the lam, just asking why should showbiz types be the only …
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 4/9/14 – NAME YOURSELF DAY! Read More »
“Lizzie Borden took an axe…” Or not. On this day in 1892, Andrew and Abby Borden were murdered with an axe in Fall River, Massachusetts, that much is certain on NATIONAL LIZZIE BORDEN DAY! Who killed them remains an open question, since their only suspect, the couple’s 32 year-old daughter Lizzie Borden, was acquitted of …
