Apparently the world did not have enough diseases for the pharmaceutical corporations' satisfaction so they've taken to inventing them. Not content with labeling helpless children as chronically ill with all sorts of dubious syndromes, including the dread disease of shaking one leg when bored in class (true story), they correctly figured that the gullible parents […]
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So Barrack Obama won the Iowa caucuses, a pretty shocking thing to a lot of people since Iowa has but a 2% black population and Obama is a black man. Is America growing up? Hope so. Not that the Iowa caucuses mean much. Only about 10% of the population usually participates and it’s not really
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So, the Red planet may have once held life, even if it was only moss and lichen. That seems to be the consensus of scientists studying the latest information sent back by NASA probes of the planet. There's also raging scientific arguments on how much water is on the planet next in line from the
So, one of my predictions came true. Several years back the mayor of New York City, one Michael Bloomberg, a multi-billionaire, decided that police officers in this town were overpaid, when in fact anyone with the slightest familiarity with the situation knew the opposite to be true. Now Mayor Mike, as this patrician corporate prince
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Kudos to Al Gore. He won the Nobel Peace Prize to go along with his Oscar for his movie about global warming called "An Inconvenient Truth." And you just know it's got to be true judging from all the people screaming like 5-years olds with their hands in the cookie jar that it's not true,
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As part of my campaign for the Vice Presidency, I actually did a small bit of work looking into what it is they actually do and to my relief it is just as I suspected: damned little. My kind of job, sort of like those no-show jobs where mobsters extort a construction company to get
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I could have saved a lot of people a lot of trouble if only they listened. Take the geniuses over at AOL for example. They were once the big kid on the block when it came to e-mail servers, the industry standard if you will. Only problem was that they charged a monthly fee for
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So now Rudy Giuliani's selling himself to the folks in other states as the guy who saved New York from itself. He states that New Yorkers did not agree with his ideas but elected him twice since we liked his results. Well, count me out, America's Mayor. Rudy Giuliani was on his way out of
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I read that there are nine and a half million millionaires in this world of six billion souls. That’s roughly one millionaire for every six hundred and thirty one and a half of us. I suppose that makes millionaires a small minority, not quite as scarce as Buddhists in Idaho or redheads in China, but
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The time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things. of sailing ships and spools of yarn, of cabbages and kings.– Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass What do these two have in common, cabbages and kings? They both smell pretty rank right from day one. Most things take a while to start
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