LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 34
Some days life is a dog and you're a fire hydrant. Bear it with as much dignity as you can muster and hope tomorrow is a better deal.
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THIS JUST IN… LATE BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DESK OF DOPOTO
DOPOTO, shorthand for the Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious, has been getting some late breaking news reports form all corners of our great nation and beyond. We bring you the highlights.: The efforts to develop bio-fuels is taking away much of the world's food supply. A lot of land once used to produce food
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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 32
To animals there are no differences at all between any color humans that exist. White, black, brown, yellow, orange or tan, man scent is man scent and it’s usually their cue to leave the vicinity in a hurry.
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I HATE MY CLONE
You have to figure that any year now they'll be cloning people left and right. Not for any pressing reason, mind you, simply because they can. They clone plants all the time, they've done it with all sorts of little lab animals and even the world famous Dolly the Sheep. People are not much more
LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 31
Cliches get a bad rap. Most of them are true and come in pretty handy sometimes. And if you come up with a better description of something than a cliche, odds are you've just invented a new cliche.
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THE BRIEF CAREER OF THE BEAR WHISPERER
There's a lot of job descriptions in this big old world. Take the late Timothy Treadwell, self-invented Grizzly Bear expert. Treadwell took it upon himself to spend 13 summers in Alaska observing Grizzly Bears up close and personal. He would have still been at it if not for the fact that one of the bears
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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 30
The most important things in life are breathing, eating, sleeping and finding shelter. Everything else is sort of optional.
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STUPID QUESTIONS
"Do you believe in the American flag?" That was an actual question posed to a presidential candidate in a nationally televised debate the other night. Why not ask them their favorite color while they're at it? Or the classic: "If you could be any animal, which animal would you be?" That ought to clear up
DEFINITIONS
What is "Old Money?" That's when you're lucky enough to be born into a family that had a smart guy in it a long time ago, somebody really good at making money. Fortunately for them he was so good at it there's still plenty left for his not-so-smart descendants. What is "New Money?" That's when