Today, if you think something is funny, you’re going to have to say “I laughed out loud” or, if something strikes you as especially hilarious, “I rolled on the floor laughing my ass off” instead the digital shorthand plaguing our language and setting our communication skills back to Neanderthal levels on NATIONAL SPEAK IN COMPLETE …
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A bro looks after a bro’s old lady when he gets assassinated and deified, and when that lady is Cleopatra, then maybe a bro looks after a bro’s ex-old lady a little too carefully, making today NATIONAL MARK ANTONY DAY! Julius and Mark went way back, best buds from the ‘hood when they were just …
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Looking for a National Day to get behind? One that will do the most good for mankind while still having fun? Problem solved, it is NATIONAL LEAVE A COMMENT ON BOBCRESPO.COM DAY! Stop by The Second Best Website Ever for great music, Life Explained, Jimmy The Blogging Dog, The Trump Era Week in Review, short …
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After another exciting and dominant season by the (amazingly enough) 2016 World Series Champion Chicago Cubs, we come back down to Earth for the 109th Anniversary of the Cubs’ previous World Series win in 1908, known as NATIONAL HELL FREEZES OVER DAY! It was 7 years before Wrigley Field opened, and the new club owner …
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Who says they don’t get any holidays? Hell, they even have their own logo! Today our most fervent preachers and avid seekers of converts get their only holiday all year, one that most of them will spend furiously not celebrating, NATIONAL ATHEIST DAY! They are steadfast believers in disbelief, adherents of non-adherence and practitioners of …
It wasn’t enough to win the Civil War. It had to be written into the Constitution so that it could never happen again, no matter what. On this date in 1865, Abraham Lincoln submitted to Congress the Thirteenth Amendment to The Constitution, making today NATIONAL FREEDOM DAY! The Civil War was not yet over, but …
If dogs could read, I’d be dead meat. It’s a painful subject to them, but neutering your pet is the responsible thing to do on INTERNATIONAL SPAY DAY! There are too many pets and not enough pet owners to give them the loving homes they deserve, so the International Humane Society and HSUS implore pet lovers …
TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 2/24/15 – INTERNATIONAL SPAY DAY! Read More »
Say neigh to the Horse, and take note of the Goat! 1.3 billion people can’t be wrong on INTERNATIONAL CHINESE NEW YEAR! Stop writing Year of The Horse on your checks today, it’s New Year’s Day 4713, The Year of The Goat. Horse years are supposed to be good luck, but that didn’t work out …
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