Life Explained

Being blind is irritating enough without the rest of us treating them like they were stupid too.

Everybody is embarrassed by their family at least once. It’s not just you.

Mealtime is a very different experience for zebras than for lions.

Someone has to run your life. Might as well be you.

There will be Peace on Earth someday, no more war. Then we can come up with some other stupid destructive shit to pass the time.

The Complaint Department is always busier than the Suggestion Box

No one likes a sissy. Stand up.