Life Explained

No one is going to ask what you think. Speak up.

Scientists say that a million monkeys pecking away at a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. Smeared with monkey poop, alas and alack.

Once you start thinking about your legacy, you’re already halfway dead. Let others worry about that and just live your life.

If money or size didn’t matter, these subjects would never come up.

Anyone wondering whether it’s better to be rich or poor is not only poor, but stupid. Do the math. Of course it’s better to be rich than poor.

Every known language has used the phrase “God wants them dead.”

Summer is made for lazy, irresponsible behavior. Be sure to do your part.