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DOPOTO REPORTS: SCIENCE CONFIRMS THE OBVIOUS – TEENAGERS MAKE LOUSY DECISIONS

The Department Of Pointing Out the Obvious (DOPOTO) welcomes human behavioral scientists into the fold. In a study of adolescent brains, it has been discovered that human teenagers’ brains are not fully developed, thus impairing their judgement. For which the Department is tempted to nominate these brainiacs for our coveted Golden “Duh!” Award. While scientists …

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 740

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When life hands you lemons, slap life around until it hands over the tequila.

THE ONE AND ONLY ANSWER MAN

LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 739

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The only thing worse than a mime is 2 mimes.

THE KNOW NOTHING PARTY MAKES A COMEBACK!

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Everything old is new again! Like fashions and disco music, some Americans have revived one of our old political parties, the Know Nothing Party, later renamed the Native American Party and then simply the American Party. It’s been renamed yet again, now the Tea Party. Like the original Know Nothings, today’s Tea Partiers have latched …

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 738

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Things are almost always just what they seem to be. Your senses aren’t fooling you, there’s no magic involved and anyone trying to explain away reality has an ulterior motive.

NOT GETTING IT QUITE RIGHT

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With the best of intentions, we still screw up. We all want to build a better world, to live in peace, prosperity and brotherhood and leave our children a world where they can flourish. We may have different ideas of how to go about that, but any attempt to perform a good act is welcome. …

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 737

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When good things happen to you, don’t act like you don’t deserve it. You don’t, of course, but don’t insult life when it gives you a gift. Take it, and live it up.

THE CRESPO TWINS MAKE A GRAND ENTRANCE

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September 8th, 2010, 8:30 AM, a sunny late summer day, a good day to be born. The Yanks are playing an early one this afternoon. Have to see what I can do about letting the babies hear the broadcast of the game, get them used to it. Off to Staten Island, where my grandsons are …

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 736

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He who laughs last is slow on the uptake. He who gets it much later is he who laughs alone.