Dude, I thought this was supposed to be about dandelions? But is says weed, man, weed! No dude, not that kinda weed, this ain’t 4/20. You know… weeds! Exactly, man… weed! Ever since NORML got busy with its Legalize Marijuana campaign and reefer-as-medicine schtick, misunderstanding has been the order of the day on NATIONAL WEED APPRECIATION DAY! While …
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Sproi-yoi-yoi-yoing… Hallelujah! That’s the sound of another successful dose of Sildenafil citrate on NATIONAL VIAGRA DAY! Over at Pfizer Labs in Sandwich, Kent, England in the early 1990’s, pharmaceutical scientists were trying to come up with a pill to treat high blood pressure. They called it compound UK-92,480, and soon began treating volunteer patients in …
Statistics show there are a lot of “John Smith Days” being held today, being that it’s NATIONAL MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY! (YOUR NAME HERE) That’s right, March 26th is a day so lackluster, so bereft of notable births, deaths or great events, that its most popular observance is National Make Up Your Own …
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The official name of this holiday is the completely unreasonable and very United Nationish “International Day for the Right to the Truth Concerning Gross Human Rights Violations and for the Dignity of Victims,” so we’ll just go with INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS DAY! As usual, there’s a lot of tyranny and oppression going on in this …
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Before toast, we had bread, sharp sticks and open flame. Breakfast was an adventure, and fatal bread fires were common. Enter the toaster, the greatest advance in civilization since the advance that made toasters necessary, sliced bread, compelling us to celebrate NATIONAL TOAST DAY! Today is actually the anniversary of Melba Toast, specifically, named after …
H2O. It covers 71% of the planet’s surface, yet there is less than one third of 1% of it that is not frozen and available for use by every living organism on Earth that lives outside its saltwater oceans. We recognize that fresh, clean water is precious on NATIONAL WATER DAY! Water is life, nothing …
Roses are red Violets are blue They don’t have to rhyme But we like when they do… That’s right folks, it’s NATIONAL POETRY DAY! Today we celebrate poetry, that branch of writing that serves no practical purpose and breaks every rule of grammar, syntax and logic. No wonder we so love our poetry. Poems release …
Tis Spring, ’tis Spring, the bird is on the wing! Absurd, absurd, the wing is on the bird! The first day of Spring is as good a day as any for nonsense verse. It’s SPRING EQUINOX! Never is Spring sweeter than after a cruel Winter, and lately our winters have been meaner than Simon Cowell to …
Winter still got you by the short hairs? Take heart, Aphrodite is here to reassure you that the Spring Equinox is nigh, bringing new life and the warmth of the sun. Sing it now, it’s NATIONAL GODDESS OF FERTILITY DAY! There have been hundreds of Goddesses of Fertility since we started having Gods and Goddesses, …
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