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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/29/25 – INTERNATIONAL CONFUCIUS DAY!

Who can deny that Chinese proverbs demand acquiescence by beginning with “who can deny?” None can deny that no one wrote more Chinese proverbs than Confucius, the reason we celebrate INTERNATIONAL CONFUCIUS DAY! Born Kong Qiu in 551 BC in Zou, the renowned teacher Confucius is known among philosophers as The King of One Liners.

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/28/25 – ASK A STUPID QUESTION DAY!

Some say there are no stupid questions. Those would be stupid people, because there are a lot of stupid questions. Besides, without stupid questions, we couldn’t celebrate NATIONAL ASK A STUPID QUESTION DAY! This is America, dammit, where everybody gets a National Day, and today it’s that guy who asks wet people if it’s raining. Don’t be

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/27/25 – WRECK OF THE OLD 97 DAY!

It had been 2 years since Casey Jones went up in flaming immortality with The Cannonball Express, but that cautionary tale was the last thing on Engineer Joseph A. “Steve” Broady’s mind as he tried to slow down his train down to a safe speed approaching the Stillhouse Trestle in Danville, Virginia on September 27,

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/26/25 – JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY!

John Chapman doesn’t ring a bell with most people outside the Chapman family, but mention apple seeds and hard cider, and you’ll know why we celebrate NATIONAL JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY Born on September 26, 1774, in Leominster, Massachusetts, John Chapman became an American legend in his own lifetime as Johnny Appleseed, pioneer apple nurseryman and serial planter of

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/24/25 – BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS DAY!

May the Bluebird of Happiness light upon your shoulder and sing you sweet melodies forever and a day. Or, at the very least, not soil your car on this most auspicious of celebrations, NATIONAL BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS DAY! The Bluebird of Happiness was dreamed up by a Frenchman, fittingly enough, being that the French are

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/23/25 – “YOUR CHEATIN’ HEART” DAY!

On September 23, 1952, a 29 year-old Country music star from Alabama booked time in Castle Studio in Nashville’s Tulane Hotel and recorded 3 songs; “Kaw-Liga,” “Take These Chains From My Heart” and one of the most iconic Country songs of all time, which is why we celebrate NATIONAL “YOUR CHEATIN’ HEART” DAY! Hank Williams

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/21/25 – BIG WHOPPER LIAR DAY!

Today is when the entire world celebrates International Day of Peace, but screw that, that’s just not happening. Instead, let’s talk about the time I repelled an alien invasion with a dozen bottle rockets and a switch blade on NATIONAL BIG WHOPPER LIAR DAY!  As Secretary of Defense Vin Diesel told me the other day while seeking my

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