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Posts Tagged ‘Somalia’

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/19/20 – TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

“Give us ten million dollars or we will sell your oil tanker to black marketeers with whom we are already in negotiations via satellite phone!” Sorry, Somalian dudes, but that just doesn’t have the cachet of Wallace Beery swilling grog, hobbling around on a peg leg, and […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/26/20 – MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY!

Statistics show there are a lot of “John Smith Days” being held today, being that it’s NATIONAL MAKE UP YOUR OWN HOLIDAY DAY! (YOUR NAME HERE) That’s right, March 26th is a day so lackluster, so bereft of notable births, deaths or great events, that its most […]

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