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Posts Tagged ‘pets’

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/18/21 – CALIGULA DAY!

The name on his driver’s license was Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, but his street name was Latin for “Little Boot,” and he was one those bloodthirsty psychotic maniacs we like to celebrate on days like INTERNATIONAL CALIGULA DAY! Elevated to Emperor of Rome on March 18, […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 5/31/19 – SPEAK IN COMPLETE SENTENCES DAY!

Today, if you think something is funny, you’re going to have to say “I laughed out loud” or, if something strikes you as especially hilarious, “I rolled on the floor laughing my ass off” instead the digital shorthand plaguing our language and setting our communication skills back […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 2/24/19 – INTERNATIONAL SPAY DAY!

  If dogs could read, I’d be dead meat. It’s a painful subject to them, but neutering your pet is the responsible thing to do on INTERNATIONAL SPAY DAY! There are too many pets and not enough pet owners to give them the loving homes they deserve, so […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 2/24/15 – INTERNATIONAL SPAY DAY!

If dogs could read, I’d be dead meat. It’s a painful subject to them, but neutering your pet is the responsible thing to do on INTERNATIONAL SPAY DAY! There are too many pets and not enough pet owners to give them the loving homes they deserve, so the […]

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