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Posts Tagged ‘open flame’

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/23/21 – TOAST DAY!

Before toast, we had bread, sharp sticks and open flame. Breakfast was an adventure, and fatal bread fires were common. Enter the toaster, the greatest advance in civilization since the advance that made toasters necessary, sliced bread, compelling us to celebrate NATIONAL TOAST DAY! Today is actually […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 2/11/18 – MAN DAY!

Well men, it’s the Sunday before Valentine’s Day, that syrupy sweet confection of a holiday revolving around pleasing women (which you will celebrate with all your might if you know what’s good for you), but today is your day, INTERNATIONAL MAN DAY! You will read no sappy […]

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