TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/23/23 – TOAST DAY!
Before toast, we had bread, sharp sticks and open flame. Breakfast was an adventure, and fatal bread fires were common. Enter the toaster, the greatest advance in civilization since the advance that made toasters necessary, sliced bread, compelling us to celebrate NATIONAL TOAST DAY! Today is actually the anniversary of Melba Toast, specifically, named after …