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Posts Tagged ‘Neanderthal’

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 5/31/19 – SPEAK IN COMPLETE SENTENCES DAY!

Today, if you think something is funny, you’re going to have to say “I laughed out loud” or, if something strikes you as especially hilarious, “I rolled on the floor laughing my ass off” instead the digital shorthand plaguing our language and setting our communication skills back […]

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INTERVIEW WITH THE LAST CAVEMAN

In a stunning coup on the world’s media, bobcrespo.com has secured an interview with George, the last living Neanderthal man. Thought to be extinct for thousands of years, George came out of hiding when the last of his kind other than himself died. Alone in the world […]

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JIMMY, THE BLOGGING DOG, WATCHES TV

It’s me, Jimmy, The Blogging Dog. In the interest of human science, I have been watching TV. Believe me, this wasn’t my idea, but one of the scientists who’s job it is to study me. They call me the Canine Einstein because I can understand the human […]

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