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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/19/20 – TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

“Give us ten million dollars or we will sell your oil tanker to black marketeers with whom we are already in negotiations via satellite phone!” Sorry, Somalian dudes, but that just doesn’t have the cachet of Wallace Beery swilling grog, hobbling around on a peg leg, and […]

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