Handy Political Translation Guide

Here at World Headquarters of bobcrespo.com, researchers, senior analysts and interns are busting it 24/7 to decode the cacophony of Politalk rattling our skullbones every Election Season. Cut to the chase with these translations: Phrase:  Our children are our future! Translation: Someone’s gotta refill the Treasury.   Phrase: I swear on the Holy Bible to uphold the Constitution of