TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 7/2/23 – UFO DAY!
Don’t look for this headline anytime soon: “ALIENS ABDUCT FAMOUS GENIUS IN BIG CITY!” It seems that all our Strange Visitors From Alien Planets have no interest at all in being taken to our leaders when they can have their pick of poor people from the boondocks, making today NATIONAL UFO DAY! Is it the Mullet …