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Posts Tagged ‘champagne’

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/21/20 – BIG WHOPPER LIAR DAY!

Today is when the entire world celebrates International Day of Peace, but screw that, that’s just not happening. Instead, let’s talk about the time I repelled an alien invasion with a dozen bottle rockets and a switch blade on NATIONAL BIG WHOPPER LIAR DAY!  As Secretary of Defense Chuck Norris […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/5/20 – ABSINTHE DAY!

In fiction, villains with monocles sip it. In real life, hard-living painters, poets and novelists were once notorious for drinking it into the wee hours and making a nuisance of themselves. Today is NATIONAL ABSINTHE DAY! A wicked green drink, Absinthe is an Anisette-flavored whiskey, overproof and […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 12/26/19 – RED SOX SELL BABE RUTH DAY!

It was the best of trades. It was the worst of trades. December 26, 1919. For the New York Yankees, it was the best thing that ever happened, the very first step in forging their brand name as the winningest team in professional sports. For the Red Sox? […]

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