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If we could expect the unexpected, there would be no surprises. Not ever. Expect to be surprised. If you are not surprised often in life, you’re not getting your money’s worth.

Don’t shoot the messenger, unless of course he’s a really annoying messenger. After all, there’s only so much one can take on top of bad news. Bearers of ill tidings, tread lightly.

Everywhere you go you see the same thing; people, more than you can count. You’d have to work pretty damned hard not to make at least a few friends.

Nobody loves you like your dog, who sees only perfection. The cat, on the other hand, sees a whole lot of room for improvement.