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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/23/20 – TOAST DAY!

Before toast, we had bread, sharp sticks and open flame. Breakfast was an adventure, and fatal bread fires were common. Enter the toaster, the greatest advance in civilization since the advance that made toasters necessary, sliced bread, compelling us to celebrate NATIONAL TOAST DAY! Today is actually […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/22/20 – WATER DAY!

H2O, it covers 71% of the planet’s surface, yet there is less than one third of 1% of it that is not frozen and available for use by every living organism on Earth that lives outside its saltwater oceans. We recognize that fresh, clean water is precious […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/21/20 – POETRY DAY!

Roses are red Violets are blue They don’t have to rhyme But we like when they do… That’s right folks, it’s NATIONAL POETRY DAY! Today we celebrate poetry, that branch of writing that serves no practical purpose and breaks every rule of grammar, syntax and logic. No […]

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WEEK #166 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY 3/13/20, TO THURSDAY 3/19/20

Quote of the Week: “I don’t take responsibility at all.” ~ Donald Trump While one could argue persuasively that this quote covers Trump’s entire life, he said this in response to a reporter asking him if he felt any responsibility for the months-long delay in the American […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/20/20 – SPRING EQUINOX!

Tis Spring, ’tis Spring, the bird is on the wing! Absurd, absurd, the wing is on the bird! The first day of Spring is as good a day as any for nonsense verse. It’s SPRING EQUINOX! Never is Spring sweeter than after a cruel Winter, and lately our […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/19/20 – GODDESS OF FERTILITY DAY!

Winter still got you by the short hairs? Take heart, Aphrodite is here to reassure you that the Spring Equinox is nigh, bringing new life and the warmth of the sun. Sing it now, it’s NATIONAL GODDESS OF FERTILITY DAY! There have been hundreds of Goddesses of […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/18/20 – CALIGULA DAY!

The name on his driver’s license was Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, but his street name was Latin for “Little Boot,” and he was one those bloodthirsty psychotic maniacs we like to celebrate on days like INTERNATIONAL CALIGULA DAY! Elevated to Emperor of Rome on March 18, […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/17/20 – NAT KING COLE DAY!

101 years ago today, Nathaniel Adams Coles, son of a preacher and a choir organist, was born on March 17, 1919 in Montgomery, Alabama and raised in Chicago. He began playing piano in nightclubs as a teenager, and today is NATIONAL NAT KING COLE DAY! One of […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/16/20 – LIPS APPRECIATION DAY!

Is there a man alive who’s not a sucker for bright red lipstick? Not wearing it, but seeing it on their ladies. Okay, some do wear it, but that’s a whole other holiday. This one is NATIONAL LIPS APPRECIATION DAY! Red lips, kiss my blues away! What […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/15/20 – THE IDES OF MARCH!

Can’t say Caesar wasn’t warned by a blind, emaciated street beggar (and those guys are never wrong), but the Dictator for Life of the Roman Republic was one arrogant son of a bitch. Until 44 BCE that is, on THE IDES OF MARCH! “Et tu, Brute?” were […]

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