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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 11/18/20 -MICKEY MOUSE DAY!

The little son of a bitch is 92 years old today and still looks like he did decades ago. Dorian Gray didn’t age so well, not even that famous vampire Dick Clark before he got crushed by a falling New Year’s Eve ball, leaving us no option […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY. 11/17/20 – WORLD PEACE DAY!

Today is INTERNATIONAL WORLD PEACE DAY! We don’t have it, we all want it, but don’t know how to get it. Maybe someday. •Suggested Activities: Trying harder http://www.bobcrespo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/SOMEDAY-1.mp3

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 11/16/19 – BIRTH OF THE BLUES DAY!

On November 16, 1873, The Blues was born in Florence, Alabama when William Christopher Handy made his debut, wailing like the Bluesman we celebrate on NATIONAL BIRTH OF THE BLUES DAY! W.C. Handy, called The Father of The Blues, learned to play music in secret from his preacher […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 11/15/20 – ELVIS MOVIE DAY!

On this date in 1956, Elvis Presley made his acting debut in a forgettable piece of crap called “Love Me Tender,” launching his movie career and making today NATIONAL ELVIS MOVIE DAY! The King made 31 movies in all, usually playing a handsome young rebel with a […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 11/14/20 – LOOSEN UP, LIGHTEN UP DAY!

Okay, uptight people, you know who you are. You worry about appearances, you worry about propriety, you worry about money, you worry about other people, you worry about worrying. Well, you can pull the stick out on NATIONAL LOOSEN UP, LIGHTEN UP DAY! Attitude? Mellow. Outlook? Sunny. […]

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WEEK #200 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY, 11/6/20 TO THURSDAY, 11/12/20

Quote of the Week: “It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.” – W.C. Fields, in “Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.” Quote #2 of the Week: “The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.” – Tom Waits Week #200 of […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 11/13/20- FULL MOON FRIDAY THE 13TH!

Who cares what holiday falls today? Dammit, it’s FULL MOON FRIDAY THE 13TH! Run for your lives! Jason’s coming, Freddy too, and it’s a full moon tonight so werewolves and vampires will be on the prowl. At least that’s what they tell us, so be a sport […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 11/13/20 – THE HECK WITH WHAT HOLIDAY IT IS, IT’S FRIDAY THE 13TH!

This is the day that Jason waits for, just staring into space thinking about nothing at all, sitting in a chair in such places where psycho killers with hockey masks and chain saws hang out between gory murder sprees, watching the same 3 M*A*S*H episodes on an old Beta […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 11/12/20 – YOUNG READERS DAY!

I will not read big words or news, I will not read your don’ts and dos. I will read things that make me laugh, I will read all about giraffes. Why oh why oh why, you say? It’s NATIONAL YOUNG READERS DAY! Books, books, and more books! We […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 11/11/20 – VETERANS DAY

They come in every shape, size and color, from every region of our country, and from all walks of life, and the only thing they all have in common is their service and their commitment to put their lives on the line for the rest of us. […]

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