Crossing the desk of the Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) are many reports of committees to elect Barack Obama continuing their e-mail campaigns to solicit volunteers and hold meetings of behalf of their “candidate.” At the risk of being too obvious, even for The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious, we remind them […]
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The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) welcomes social scientists to the business of acknowledging the 800 pound gorilla in the room. In studies conducted at the University of Massachusetts it has been confirmed that mutual trust between different races of human beings can spread just as quickly as mutual suspicion, to which The
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The Department of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) has spent the day after the election listening to sour grapes moaning from various John McCain supporters, many of whom apparently did not get the unambiguous message from McCain himself in his gracious and eloquent concession speech. A lot of them are under the odd impression that
DOPOTO REPORTS: GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER! (HERE’S A HINT: HIS NAME IS NOT MERLIN.) Read More »
The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) has found easy pickings in this week’s news with an able assist from one Alan Greenspan. Mr. Greenspan was the chairman of the Federal Reserve Board for 18 years and big proponent of deregulation in an industry where billions of dollars change hands every day. We repeat
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At The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO), the burning question here is: Where do we begin? This department’s mandate has always been and will continue to be pointing out the readily apparent in the blizzard of fake news and high profile red herring reports. And lately there seems to be no shortage of
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The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) has been fielding phone calls and faxes asking what Senator John McCain meant when he said the fundamentals of our economy were sound while Rome burned around him. While it is not our job to interpret events, merely to point out the readily apparent, we can only
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DOPOTO, shorthand for the Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious, has been getting some late breaking news reports form all corners of our great nation and beyond. We bring you the highlights.: The efforts to develop bio-fuels is taking away much of the world's food supply. A lot of land once used to produce food
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America used to be a nation that produced world-quality products and exported the much-sought-after goods all over the globe. In a huge instance of not getting the point, a new generation of industrial executives decided to go one step further and export entire industries abroad. Didn't any of them have any close advisors to tell
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