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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

DOPOTO REPORTS: IT’S GOOD TO BE KING! WHILE IT LASTS.

The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) has been following the Occupy Wall Street movement, a popular protest against corporate greed and criminal business practices, as well as the responses of opponents of the movement. The protesters call themselves the 99%, referring to the fact that […]

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THE BILL OF RIGHTS: A BURDENSOME SET OF ENTITLEMENTS!, AND OTHER SUREFIRE VOTE-GETTERS

American politicians are prepping for their quadrennial World Cup in 2012, The Presidential Election. A lousy economy has Republicans smelling blood in the water as the president’s approval rating plummets in perfect parallel to the Dow Jones Industrial average. We’re all about the money around here, see. […]

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THINGS PEOPLE CAN DO THAT CORPORATIONS CAN’T

In a recent session The U.S. Supreme Court decided that corporations are people, entitled the same rights and privileges as individuals. As batshit crazy as that sounds, that is now the law of the land. We beg to differ. There are many things people can do that corporations […]

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OBAMA: DUMP BIDEN, HIRE ME!

President Obama looks like he can win reelection, but only just barely. The only thing preventing it will be his choice of Vice President. Oh, I know, I know, you’re saying to yourselves that he’s already got a perfectly serviceable Vice President in Joe Biden, affable and […]

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NOW MORE THAN EVER: BOB CRESPO FOR VICE PRESIDENT

The 2012 Presidential Elections are still over a year away but the Republican Candidates, both declared and otherwise, are already in our collective face, appearing everywhere and trumpeting their indignation at the current Democratic administration, and assuring us that their unique skill sets will enable them to […]

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AMERICA’S MOST WANTED CANCELLED: UNFINISHED BUSINESS – THE ONES THAT SLIPPED THROUGH THE MANHUNT

The news comes to us that the weekly crime-fighting show, “America”s Most Wanted” has been cancelled by the FOX network and this season will be its last. After 24 seasons, 1,140 shows and 1,151 desperadoes captured, John Walsh and his crack team of narrators will be leaving […]

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IMAM HOOZYAH DADYEH TAKES COMMAND OF AL QAEDA

Bobcrespo.com has done it again, successfully wiretapping the latest meeting of the Al Qaeda Leadership Council, held in the conference room of a Day’s Motor Inn on the outskirts of the city of Abbotancostelloabad in Western Pakistan. The recent “firing” of long time CEO Osama bin Laden […]

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SAMMY SCIENCE GIVES IT ANOTHER TRY: A SCIENCE Q&A

Sammy Science here, after a long absence from these pages. No, I haven’t been ill or on any sort of sabbatical, just tired of the lack of scientific acumen of the readers of bobcrespo.com. This is supposed to be a Science Q&A, not a forum for science-bashing, […]

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DOPOTO REPORTS: IT’S 2011, AND PASSAGE IS BEING BOOKED IN THE HAND BASKET TO HELL

The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) has been working overtime to absorb the global chaos that has thus far marked the year 2011. Researchers, senior analysts and interns alike have been barraged by reports of the odd, the unsettling, the surprising and the utterly catastrophic. […]

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THE ANSWER MAN IS HERE FOR YOU!

It’s that time again, Ladies and Gents! The Answer  Man is back, and he’s here for you. You ask a question, Answer man answers it! What could be simpler? Remember, you must ask a question or I cannot help you. Lets see what’s in the Inbox, shall […]

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