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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

TALE OF A DUMB GUY, STARRING ME, OR WHY GRANDPA NEEDS A JOINT IN THE MORNING

Long story short, here I am, 69 years young and (knock-wood!) far from ending my dance on Funhouse Earth. From Day One I found the joint an absolute wonderland filled with infinite possibilities and shining people, and still do (and yes, people shine, every single one of […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 10/14/22, INCANDESCENT LIGHT BULB DAY!

Before October 14, 1878, the popular illustration for a good idea was a candle burning above one’s head, nowhere near as clear a visual as the one we celebrate on  NATIONAL INCANDESCENT LIGHT BULB DAY! Like many things associated with Thomas Edison, he got all the credit […]

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WEEK #209 (AND FINAL WEEK!) OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY 1/16/21, TO WEDNESDAY, 1/20/21

Quote of the Week: “President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings.” – written by Trump himself, and the only entry in the official White House schedule every single day since New’s […]

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WEEK #206 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW FRIDAY, 12/18/20, TO THURSDAY, 12/24/20

Quote of The Week: “He’s leaving Washington with a whole series of conspiracy theories and things that are so nutty and loopy that people are shaking their head wondering what in the world has gotten into this man.” – Senator Mitt Romney (R), in one of his […]

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 867

No one pardons innocent people.

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WEEK #175 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY, 5/15/20 TO THURSDAY, 5/21/20

Quote of The Week: “I would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and in his, shall we say, weight group, morbidly obese, they say.” – Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi reacting to Trump’s […]

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INTERVIEW WITH DISNEY ROBOT DONALD TRUMP

INTERVIEW WITH DISNEY ROBOT DONALD TRUMP Another exclusive first for bobcrespo.com, the very first interview with the Donald Trump Robot from Disney World’s Hall of Presidents: bobcrespo.com: Thank you for sitting down with us, Mr. President Robot Trump: No prob, Bob, but you can call me by […]

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WEEK #150 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY, 11/22/19 TO THURSDAY, 11/28/19

Quote of the Week; “Bullshit! Bullshit, Bullshit!” – Trump leading his crowd in a rousing chant at a MAGA Rally in Sunrise, Florida on Tuesday. Trump opened Week #150 bright and early on Friday morning when he called up his favorite TV Trump Whisperers, the hosts of […]

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WEEK #139 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY 9/6/19 TO THURSDAY 9/12/19

Quote of the Week: “Let there be better lighting!” Week #139 of The Trump Era saw a mystery solved. Actually two of them. The first mystery was why Trump rescinded the ban on energy-inefficient lightbulbs, costing the country a 6 trillion megawatt drain on our electric grid […]

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WEEK #123 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY 5/17/19 TO THURSDAY, 5/23/19

Unfortunately, Trump Era weeks aren’t something that truly end, where you can breathe a sigh of relief and say “Phew, is it over?” Nope, because the very next day brings another series of train wrecks, courtesy of the craziest president outside of a Stanley Kubrick movie. Donald […]

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