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WEEK #206 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW FRIDAY, 12/18/20, TO THURSDAY, 12/24/20

Quote of The Week: “He’s leaving Washington with a whole series of conspiracy theories and things that are so nutty and loopy that people are shaking their head wondering what in the world has gotten into this man.” – Senator Mitt Romney (R), in one of his […]

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 867

No one pardons innocent people.

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INTERVIEW WITH DISNEY ROBOT DONALD TRUMP

INTERVIEW WITH DISNEY ROBOT DONALD TRUMP Another exclusive first for bobcrespo.com, the very first interview with the Donald Trump Robot from Disney World’s Hall of Presidents: bobcrespo.com: Thank you for sitting down with us, Mr. President Robot Trump: No prob, Bob, but you can call me by […]

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WEEK #150 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY, 11/22/19 TO THURSDAY, 11/28/19

Quote of the Week; “Bullshit! Bullshit, Bullshit!” – Trump leading his crowd in a rousing chant at a MAGA Rally in Sunrise, Florida on Tuesday. Trump opened Week #150 bright and early on Friday morning when he called up his favorite TV Trump Whisperers, the hosts of […]

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WEEK #139 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY 9/6/19 TO THURSDAY 9/12/19

Quote of the Week: “Let there be better lighting!” Week #139 of The Trump Era saw a mystery solved. Actually two of them. The first mystery was why Trump rescinded the ban on energy-inefficient lightbulbs, costing the country a 6 trillion megawatt drain on our electric grid […]

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WEEK #112 OF THE TRUMP ERA IN REVIEW, FRIDAY, 3/1/19 TO THURSDAY, 3/7/19

Week #112 of the Trump Era had big shoes to fill if it wanted to match the chaotic insanity of the previous week. Matter of fact, Trump spent the first day of Week #112 furiously Tweeting about Week #111, a disaster for the president and our country […]

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YOUR HANDY POLITICAL TRANSLATION GUIDE

Here at world headquarters of bobcrespo.com, researchers, senior analysts and interns are working overtime to decipher the tsunami of Politalk that has washed over us since Election Season began. Cut to the chase with these political translations: Phrase:  Our children are our future! Translation: Someone’s gotta refill […]

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HOW THE TRUMPS CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

1. Exchanging Grifts 2. Singing “Jingo Bells” 3. Scrubbing all those lumps of coal clean 4. Playing “Pin The Tail on Eric” 5. Eating the turkey Trump pardoned on Thanksgiving 6. Putting a luxury tax on Tiny Tim’s crutch 7. Blaming Jared’s people for killing Jesus 8. […]

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YOUR HANDY POLITICAL TRANSLATION GUIDE

Here at World Headquarters of bobcrespo.com, researchers, senior analysts and interns are busting it 24/7 to decode the cacophony of Politalk rattling our skullbones every Election Season. Cut to the chase with these translations: Phrase:  Our children are our future! Translation: Someone’s gotta refill the Treasury.   Phrase: I swear on […]

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INTERVIEW WITH ALFRED E. NEUMAN.

Bobcrespo.com is back in the interview biz and we’ve got a scoop! We have persuaded the perennial poster boy for Mad Magazine, Alfred E. Neuman himself, to drop by Bobcrespo.com World Headquarters in Brooklyn and sit down for his first ever internet chat. Alfred’s pushing 60 now, […]

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