This is your day, friends. You know who you are – your mind spins on a slightly different axis than other people’s brains, who never seem to quite get you. Know this; you are not alone, not on
NATIONAL ABSURDITY DAY!
You know damned well the whole world has gone mad, and most people just sort of go along with it and pretend not to notice, then act like you’re the crazy one for asking why the emperor is streaking again today.
Do surgeons really need a general? Who is that guy? How much do I need to spend to get my free gift?
There is more water than anything else on this earth, covering 70% of its surface, and the biggest measurement we have of water is a gallon. Seriously? That’s the best we can do?
Our most popular movies are children’s comic books and nobody can spell anymore or name five state capitals, but people go berserk about who other people love or where they spend their Sunday mornings, but you’re the crazy one?
Not today, my friends, not today…
•Suggested Activities: Avoiding people.