NATIONAL ASK A STUPID QUESTION DAY!
This is America, dammit, where everybody gets a National Day, and today it’s that guy who asks wet people if it’s raining.
Don’t be shy, speak right up if you’re not certain whether or not this staircase goes both ways, it’s encouraged today.
Go ahead, ask why the holes in dogs’ fur are always in the right place for their eyes.
If you wonder out loud if the blood rushes to your head when you visit Australia, this may be your day. And if you’re dying to know if that “Wet Paint” is dry yet, well, there’s only one way to find out, isn’t there?
•Suggested Activities: Asking if it’s hot enough for everyone you meet.