In these sensitive times, there’s few enough occasions when we can parade our genuine leopardskin coats, ivory bracelets and Bald Eagle feather boas, so let’s hear it for
NATIONAL ENDANGERED SPECIES DAY!
And what’s on the menu today? Rare Gunnison Sage Grouse hot wings, Plains Bison steaks and the almost impossible to find Hawkbill Turtle soup served in bowls fashioned from the skulls of Lowland Gorillas, garnished with Black Rhino horn powder for a splash of color.
It’s also a good day to show off those Black Caiman boots and Round Island Boa Constrictor belt. Then we can kick back on our wolfskin couches, pull up those elephant’s foot ottomans and sip whiskey from cups made from the antlers of the legendary Saharan Addax. Here’s to collecting mementos from our Endangered Species before they head for the Extinction Exit.
•Suggested Activities: Puma hunting from a helicopter