Who cares what holiday falls today? Dammit, it’s
FULL MOON FRIDAY THE 13TH!
Run for your lives! Jason’s coming, Freddy too, and it’s a full moon tonight so werewolves and vampires will be on the prowl.
At least that’s what they tell us, so be a sport and play along.
Frankenstein’s monster and his blushing bride will be hosting Trivia Night down at the Holiday Inn, followed by a Midnight Scavenger Hunt at the graveyard for interested parties. RSVP by carrier bat.
•Suggested Activities: Storming the castle with torches and pitchforks.