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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 1/25/20 – OPPOSITE DAY!

oppositeWhatever you do, do not celebrate today’s National Day or wish anyone a happy holiday, both of which would defeat the purpose of

NATIONAL OPPOSITE DAY!

There’s no one way to uncelebrate Opposite Day. You can go with the George Costanza approach, who told women the exact opposite about himself to get dates, working out in his favor since the opposite of him was a decent guy. Or, you can go the traditional Opposite Day route, where everything you say means the opposite. Feel free to go passive-aggressive on everyone today: “Great looking wig, Tom!” “I don’t care what people say about you, Lily, you’re not that fat.” “Are houndstooth blazers back in style, Fred?” Then there’s the one-size-fits all “How very interesting!” In other words, be your usual cranky self, and tell the world what a wonderfully perfect place it is, bless its heart.

•Suggested Activities: Eating fast food slowly.

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