If we could expect the unexpected, there would be no surprises. Not ever. Expect to be surprised. If you are not surprised often in life, you’re not getting your money’s [...]
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INTERVIEW WITH BENNY THE DEAD GUY
As a public service, bobcrespo.com from time to time offers interviews with prominent people. You can check our archives for our interviews with Mick Jagger, Willie Randolph, Satan’s son, Bush The Younger, Santa Claus and others, as well as our [...]
LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 762
Don’t shoot the messenger, unless of course he’s a really annoying messenger. After all, there’s only so much one can take on top of bad news. Bearers of ill tidings, tread [...]
THINGS NOT TO DO WHEN SNOWBOUND
For a great many citizens of the northeastern parts of the United States, the past couple of days have found them snowbound by a vast blizzard. This was one those doozies where even snow ploughs are getting stuck in the drifts. Any thoughts of getting out and [...]
LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 761
Everywhere you go you see the same thing; people, more than you can count. You’d have to work pretty damned hard not to make at least a few [...]
PREDICTIONS FOR THE YEAR 2010
Christmas is over and you know what that means; It’s Prediction Time! Once again, bobcrespo.com is on the cutting edge of sure-fire predictions guaranteed to come true. How do we do it, you ask? Simple, we don’t bother looking into the future, [...]
LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 760
Nobody loves you like your dog, who sees only perfection. The cat, on the other hand, sees a whole lot of room for [...]
TWITTER TO SANTA CLAUS
It’s never too early too get your letter to Santa Claus sent. Early bird catches the worm and all that. Why wait until December 23rd, when he’s inundated with millions of requests for Tickle Me Elmo dolls and iPhones? So the thinking here is that [...]
LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 759
People who tell you that what you see clearly with your own eyes is not really what is happening are either blind, nuts or [...]


