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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/15/17 – THE IDES OF MARCH!

Can’t say Caesar wasn’t warned by a blind, emaciated street beggar (and those guys are never wrong), but the Dictator for Life of the Roman Republic was one arrogant son of a bitch. Until 44 BCE that is, on THE IDES OF MARCH! “Et tu, Brute?” were […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/14/17 – INTERNATIONAL MARK ANTONY GETS LUCKY DAY!

Sure, sure, they’re all telling you today is International Pi Day, 3.14 and all that cutesy geek nonsense. Forget that stupid shit, you were done with Pi the day you left school. Here’s the real dope: March 14, 44 BCE was Julius Caesar’s second-worst day, but for […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/13/17 – DONALD DUCK DAY!

The best part about him is that you could only understand about every seventh or eighth word he said, and he was still hilarious. Let’s sqbzzt byzltxgth on this NATIONAL DONALD DUCK DAY! Vain, ignorant, irritable and prone to tantrums, Donald Duck was still one of Walt Disney’s most lovable […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/12/17 – ALFRED HITCHCOCK DAY!

It’s not his birthday, or any other notable date in his life, so why March 12 is his National Day is puzzling. Just like the man himself on NATIONAL ALFRED HITCHCOCK DAY! Like so many of his movies, you just don’t know why some things are happening, […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/11/17 – DREAM DAY!

Whether or not they come true is beside the point. They are yours and yours alone, and cannot be taken from you, especially on NATIONAL DREAM DAY! People dream. No, not the kind where you’re at the train station in your underwear, but life dreams. People dream big, […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/10/17 – LOUISIANA PURCHASE DAY!

Wars are expensive, and nobody knew that better than Napoleon Bonaparte, who was forced to unload some prime real estate for a lousy 42¢ an acre to pay for his latest contretemps with the British Empire, making today NATIONAL LOUISIANA PURCHASE DAY! The year was 1803, and […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/9/17 – JOE FRANKLIN DAY!

For over 28,000 TV shows from 1951 to 2015, he interviewed hundreds of thousands of people, some of them household names, others bordering on anonymous, and his was the last of the Mom & Pop televisions shows, making today NATIONAL JOE FRANKLIN DAY! He invented the talk […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/8/17 – GENEALOGY DAY!

If there’s a holiday that cries out “be careful what you wish for,” it is NATIONAL GENEALOGY DAY! Sure, we all tell ourselves we’re going to look up the old family tree, see what illustrious ancestors we have, but never seem to get around to it. These days, […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/7/17 – DAY OF UNPLUGGING!

Here’s a holiday almost no one is celebrating, NATIONAL DAY OF UNPLUGGING! The idea is to shut off the cell phones, iPods, tablets, Kindles, PCs and what-have-you that hooks you into the World Wide Web in seconds.The calendar says 2017, not 1969, and unplugging is not an […]

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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/6/17 – INTERNATIONAL MICHAELANGELO DAY!

Here’s a guy you have to hate, the ultimate Renaissance man. Not happy being a great painter and sculptor, the guy was also an architect, engineer, poet and a big fan of small penises. He  was also the first to go with just the one name, compelling us […]

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