Politics

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THE POLITICS OF ANGER

Posted on: May 19th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

Who among us hasn’t done or said something we regret in the heat of anger? Something really dumb or hurtful. If there are any hands raised, just nominate yourself for sainthood and drop out of this conversation. Either that or help us out here, since we [...]

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THE DEPARTMENT OF POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS POINTS OUT THE OBVIOUS: HAITI IS STILL AN EMERGENCY.

Posted on: May 15th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

In our ongoing mission to separate the wheat from the chaff, The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) has been following these two news stories centered in the waters bordering the southern part of The United States with keen interest: The big [...]

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SO MUCH FOR OFF-SHORE DRILLING. THE END OF THE AGE OF BURNING STUFF.

Posted on: May 10th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

President Obama has all the luck, both good and bad. His good luck showed early on by becoming the first black man elected President of The United States and getting a big Democratic majority in both Houses of Congress to boot. That usually signals a golden [...]

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ON IMMIGRANT PATROL IN ARIZONA

Posted on: May 8th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

The recent anti-immigration law in Arizona has been getting a lot of national attention lately, what with it being un-American and unconstitutional and all, so BobCrespo.com has sent operatives to The Grand Canyon State to observe exactly how the people in [...]

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NEW SUMMER FUN – TERROR CAMP! AMERICAN NEWSCASTERS WANT TO HELP.

Posted on: May 5th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

So now we have this clown from Connecticut by way of Pakistan trying to kill people in Times Square with a car bomb. He learned bomb-making skills in a “Terror Camp” in Pakistan during a visit there, came back the United States and unsuccessfully [...]

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NEWT GINGRICH, DAMNED FOOL AT LARGE

Posted on: April 10th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

This is great. The former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich, is slamming President Obama for running “a secular, socialist machine.” Well, secular is the only legal way to run the United States government. Says so right there [...]

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HOW FUCKING STUPID DO THEY THINK WE ARE?

Posted on: April 1st, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

Okay, people are dumb sometimes, and we do a lot of stupid things. It’s only fair to admit that. Even the smartest among us are capable of pulling off a real boneheaded stunt at any time. It’s part of the deal with being human. We get to sit on [...]

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GREED’S GOT COMPANY. HATE IS BACK.

Posted on: March 29th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

The greed epidemic has enlisted its old buddy, hatred. The Tea Party people, for a less-than-shining example, disguise themselves as patriots and preach hatred. They call President Obama a tyrant, the new code for “Nigger.” Their mercenary [...]

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GOOGLE – I, CHINA – 0: THE BATTLE OVER WHO OWNS THE INTERNET

Posted on: March 24th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

In a shocking development, a huge international corporation grew a conscience. The search engine Internet giant Google, who had earlier bowed to the Chinese government’s demand that they censor their content in China, reversed themselves and refused to [...]

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IRAQ: JUST LIKE TEXAS EXCEPT FOR THE EXPLOSIONS, THE CIVIL WAR AND ALL THAT CHAOS

Posted on: March 7th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

It’s election time in Iraq. You know what that means, right? Yes, that’s right, an opportunity for Urban Renewal! In a unique cultural quirk, Iraqis look at elections as not only ringing in the new when it comes to elected officials, but a chance [...]