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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 4/12/17 – TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE DAY!

Hey, sugar, it’s NATIONAL TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE DAY! Not specifically dedicated to the immortal Lou Reed song, Take A Walk On The Wild Side Day is designed to bring out the weird and the unexpected within each of us. While no one is […]

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Life Explained, Part 824

Know when to hold ‘em, and when to fold ‘em. The rest is just details.

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 823

The only reason we have middle names is to know when we are in trouble with Mom.

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 822

It’s always darkest at night.

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 821

If you have a control freak in your life, change all the clocks in the house to different times. It won’t help their problem, but it gives them something else to do besides annoying you.

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 820

When someone is breaking up with you and says “we’ll still be friends,” they mean the long lost variety, the kind without speed dial.

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 819

  A man who says he understands women will not hesitate to lie about other things too.

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 818

    Get used to the phrase “What I should have said.” We are always cleverest with things we think of too late.

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Life Explained, Part 817

Never think things can’t get any worse. They can.

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LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 816

Don’t complain about people pushing your buttons when you wear the control panel on your chest.

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