Relatively speaking, most of us have no choice but to take it on faith that e does indeed equal MC squared, and theoretical physics must soldier on without our input

The only time when every person thinks about tomorrow as a blank canvas to paint as we wish is the New Year, when all things seem possible. Hope is a sweet and innocent thing.

While we never use algebra again after leaving high school, it is invaluable training for life, most of which is solving for that elusive “X.”

The continued use of the word “horsepower” to describe the strength of our engines reminds us that we still have one foot firmly planted in the past.

Days that start out with you saying “Now what?” usually go downhill from there.

The Information Age doesn’t make us any smarter, it just gives us a whole lot more to misunderstand.

If you think you’re too fat, you probably are. No need to put anyone else on the hot seat by seeking a second opinion.

If money or size didn’t matter, these subjects would never come up.

Even Mother Theresa hated mimes.

You don’t know what trouble is until you get between a woman and her chocolate.