The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) has been working overtime to absorb the global chaos that has thus far marked the year 2011. Researchers, senior analysts and interns alike have been barraged by reports of the odd, the unsettling, the [...]
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THE ANSWER MAN IS HERE FOR YOU!
It’s that time again, Ladies and Gents! The Answer Man is back, and he’s here for you. You ask a question, Answer man answers it! What could be simpler? Remember, you must ask a question or I cannot help you. Lets see what’s in the Inbox, [...]
THINGS YOU DON’T HEAR EVERY DAY
Here at bobcrespo.com we’re all about the public service, and today’s public service is we are not going to talk about the news or some unbelievably horrifying event that may unfolding as we speak. Enough already, we’re numb! There needs to [...]
Bob Crespo playing live this friday march 18
I’LL BE PLAYING WITH MY OLD BROTHERS IN ARMS, THE TASH BROTHERS BAND, THIS FRIDAY, MARCH 18th 10:30 PM, IN BAYONNE, (30 MINUTES FROM BROOKLYN) TO REMEMBER OUR BASSIST HUGHIE BOYLE, TAKEN FROM ROCK&ROLL TOO SOON. COME SEE US BURN DOWN THE HOUSE FOR [...]
THE ANCIENT WISDOM OF CONFUSEUS.
Here at bobcrespo.com we like to offer a forum to lesser-known sources of information. While the world knows much about the famous Chinese philosopher Confucius and his many wise sayings, his younger brother has slipped through history’s cracks. His [...]
DOPOTO REPORTS: DEMOCRACY TAKING WING. CAN NEW YORK CITY BE FAR BEHIND?
At the Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO), researchers and senior analysts alike have been immersed in the exciting developments in the Middle East. First Tunisians ousted their government, followed swiftly by Egypt, which overthrew 30 years of [...]
WICKEDLEAK RETURNS WITH MILD INSINUATIONS!
Tallyrand D’Antione of Wickedleak here, as always reporting from an undisclosed location. Here at wickedleak.net we are determined to show solidarity with Julian Assange, facing extradition to Sweden, where he will face a secret tribunal of Viking [...]
THE ANSWER MAN FIELDS THE TOUGH QUESTIONS
It’s Answer Man Time Again, people! You know the drill, you ask questions and the Answer Man Answers them. Remember, questions only! Dear Answer Man: Is it true that toilets and sinks drain in the opposite direction on the other side of the world? [...]
WHAT THINGS REALLY MEAN
Ever the public servants, we here at bobcrespo.com have added one more service to our Menu of The Magnificent. Today we provide literal translations of common, but often misleading, words or phrases. Consider these: Phrase: With all due respect. Translation: [...]
INTERVIEW WITH THE LAST CAVEMAN
In a stunning coup on the world’s media, bobcrespo.com has secured an interview with George, the last living Neanderthal man. Thought to be extinct for thousands of years, George came out of hiding when the last of his kind other than himself died. [...]


