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WICKEDLEAK RETURNS WITH MILD INSINUATIONS!

Posted on: February 18th, 2011 by Bob Crespo No Comments

Tallyrand D’Antione of Wickedleak here, as always reporting from an undisclosed location. Here at wickedleak.net we are determined to show solidarity with Julian Assange, facing extradition to Sweden, where he will face a secret tribunal of Viking [...]

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THE ANSWER MAN FIELDS THE TOUGH QUESTIONS

Posted on: February 15th, 2011 by Bob Crespo No Comments

It’s Answer Man Time Again, people! You know the drill, you ask questions and the Answer Man Answers them. Remember, questions only! Dear Answer Man: Is it true that toilets and sinks drain in the opposite direction on the other side of the world? [...]

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WHAT THINGS REALLY MEAN

Posted on: February 14th, 2011 by Bob Crespo 1 Comment

Ever the public servants, we here at bobcrespo.com have added one more service to our Menu of The Magnificent. Today we provide literal translations of common, but often misleading, words or phrases. Consider these: Phrase: With all due respect. Translation: [...]

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INTERVIEW WITH THE LAST CAVEMAN

Posted on: February 11th, 2011 by Bob Crespo No Comments

In a stunning coup on the world’s media, bobcrespo.com has secured an interview with George, the last living Neanderthal man. Thought to be extinct for thousands of years, George came out of hiding when the last of his kind other than himself died. [...]

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EARN A DOCTORATE ONLINE FROM BOBCRESPO.COM UNIVERSITY!

Posted on: January 9th, 2011 by Bob Crespo No Comments

As part of the major renovations we will be undertaking at this website in the coming year, bobcrespo.com is proud to announce the Bobcrespo.com Online University! That’s right, BC.CU will soon be taking applications from promising undergrads looking [...]

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THE 2010 TWO QUICK SLAPS AWARDS

Posted on: January 7th, 2011 by Bob Crespo No Comments

It’s that time again! 2010 is a now a memory and here at bobcrespo.com it is our honor once again to present the annual Two Quick Slaps Awards. Looking back over this past year, there has been no shortage of deserving candidates who have exhibited [...]

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HOW COMPUTERS SAVED THE WORLD AND DROVE US NUTS: A BRIEF HISTORY OF MAN AND MACHINE

Posted on: January 6th, 2011 by Bob Crespo No Comments

Like a great many websites lining the Information Superhighway, at bobcrespo.com we try to be civic minded virtual citizens by providing all sorts of free information and services, whether or not anyone sought it. We all now have the means to learn everything [...]

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MORE COMPUTER-GENERATED PREDICTIONS FOR 2O11

Posted on: January 3rd, 2011 by Bob Crespo No Comments

Bobcrespo.com, in our capacity as The Official Website For 2011, has been busy with our new computer program from Maxihard called Data Pool, which contains every bit of information about everything ever, and scrolling through the “Probabilities [...]

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COMPUTER GENERATED PREDICTIONS FOR 2011

Posted on: December 31st, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

Normally at bobcrespo.com, we don’t go in for predicting the future, preferring a more reality-based forum, or at least as close to reality as it gets around here. This year, however, we have the privilege to unveil the first Computer-Generated New [...]

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INTERVIEW WITH BENNY THE DEAD GUY

Posted on: December 30th, 2010 by Bob Crespo No Comments

As a public service, bobcrespo.com from time to time offers interviews with prominent people. You can check our archives for our interviews with Mick Jagger, Willie Randolph, Satan’s son, Bush The Younger, Santa Claus and others, as well as our [...]