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Archive for the ‘General Interest’ Category

CHECK OUT “PAINTINGS BY POLITO” AND SEE HIS SHOW!

  His name is a mouthful, his paintings an eyeful. Brooklyn’s own Roberto Guiseppe Antonio Polito will be having his first Manhattan show at the Jacob Javits Center in New York City, this October 4th, 5th, and 6th. You can check out his website to feast your eyes on this […]

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INTERVIEW WITH ALFRED E. NEUMAN.

Bobcrespo.com is back in the interview biz and we’ve got a scoop! We have persuaded the perennial poster boy for Mad Magazine, Alfred E. Neuman himself, to drop by Bobcrespo.com World Headquarters in Brooklyn and sit down for his first ever internet chat. Alfred’s pushing 60 now, […]

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THE CHIMP STAYS IN THE PICTURE! FINAL INTERVIEW WITH CHEETAH, TARZAN’S FRIEND, RENAISSANCE CHIMP

The world receives the sad news that one of our cultural icons is gone. Shortly before his death, Cheetah sat down with bobcrespo.com for an exclusive interview. Cheetah, who was born into a show business family,  was in New York City to consult with kidney specialists at […]

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THE BILL OF RIGHTS: A BURDENSOME SET OF ENTITLEMENTS!, AND OTHER SUREFIRE VOTE-GETTERS

American politicians are prepping for their quadrennial World Cup in 2012, The Presidential Election. A lousy economy has Republicans smelling blood in the water as the president’s approval rating plummets in perfect parallel to the Dow Jones Industrial average. We’re all about the money around here, see. […]

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THINGS PEOPLE CAN DO THAT CORPORATIONS CAN’T

In a recent session The U.S. Supreme Court decided that corporations are people, entitled the same rights and privileges as individuals. As batshit crazy as that sounds, that is now the law of the land. We beg to differ. There are many things people can do that corporations […]

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OBAMA: DUMP BIDEN, HIRE ME!

President Obama looks like he can win reelection, but only just barely. The only thing preventing it will be his choice of Vice President. Oh, I know, I know, you’re saying to yourselves that he’s already got a perfectly serviceable Vice President in Joe Biden, affable and […]

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IMAM HOOZYAH DADYEH TAKES COMMAND OF AL QAEDA

Bobcrespo.com has done it again, successfully wiretapping the latest meeting of the Al Qaeda Leadership Council, held in the conference room of a Day’s Motor Inn on the outskirts of the city of Abbotancostelloabad in Western Pakistan. The recent “firing” of long time CEO Osama bin Laden […]

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THINGS WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN COMING, BUT DIDN’T

Sometimes things happen that take us by complete surprise, but shouldn’t have: The Jersey Shore: When the runaway entertainment sensation of the year is a celebration of vulgarity, casual cruelty and blissful ignorance, we have reached a crossroads: do we pursue the crass and talent-free, or try […]

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THE ANSWER MAN IS HERE FOR YOU!

It’s that time again, Ladies and Gents! The Answer  Man is back, and he’s here for you. You ask a question, Answer man answers it! What could be simpler? Remember, you must ask a question or I cannot help you. Lets see what’s in the Inbox, shall […]

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THINGS YOU DON’T HEAR EVERY DAY

Here at bobcrespo.com we’re all about the public service, and today we are not going to talk about the news or some horrifying event. Enough already! How about a list of things you don’t often hear in real life? Let’s try these: What were Marcel Marceau’s last gestures? […]

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