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YOUR HANDY POLITICAL TRANSLATION GUIDE

Here at World Headquarters of bobcrespo.com, researchers, senior analysts and interns are busting it 24/7 to decode the cacophony of Politalk rattling our skullbones every Election Season. Cut to the chase with these translations: Phrase:  Our children are our future! Translation: Someone’s gotta refill the Treasury.   Phrase: I swear on […]

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CHECK OUT “PAINTINGS BY POLITO” AND SEE HIS SHOW!

  His name is a mouthful, his paintings an eyeful. Brooklyn’s own Roberto Guiseppe Antonio Polito will be having his first Manhattan show at the Jacob Javits Center in New York City, this October 4th, 5th, and 6th. You can check out his website to feast your eyes on this […]

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INTERVIEW WITH ALFRED E. NEUMAN.

Bobcrespo.com is back in the interview biz and we’ve got a scoop! We have persuaded the perennial poster boy for Mad Magazine, Alfred E. Neuman himself, to drop by Bobcrespo.com World Headquarters in Brooklyn and sit down for his first ever internet chat. Alfred’s pushing 60 now, […]

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INTERVIEW WITH SATAN’S LOBBYIST

We are proud once again to announce yet another in our series of groundbreaking exclusive interviews at bobcrespo.com, this time with Satan’s own lobbyist, Ernest Hathaway. That’s right folks, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Ole’ Scratch himself! We were invited to Mr. Hathaway’s palatial suite of offices on K Street […]

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THE CHIMP STAYS IN THE PICTURE! FINAL INTERVIEW WITH CHEETAH, TARZAN’S FRIEND, RENAISSANCE CHIMP

The world receives the sad news that one of our cultural icons is gone. Shortly before his death, Cheetah sat down with bobcrespo.com for an exclusive interview. Cheetah, who was born into a show business family,  was in New York City to consult with kidney specialists at […]

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DOPOTO REPORTS: IT’S GOOD TO BE KING! WHILE IT LASTS.

The Department Of Pointing Out The Obvious (DOPOTO) has been following the Occupy Wall Street movement, a popular protest against corporate greed and criminal business practices, as well as the responses of opponents of the movement. The protesters call themselves the 99%, referring to the fact that […]

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THE BILL OF RIGHTS: A BURDENSOME SET OF ENTITLEMENTS!, AND OTHER SUREFIRE VOTE-GETTERS

American politicians are prepping for their quadrennial World Cup in 2012, The Presidential Election. A lousy economy has Republicans smelling blood in the water as the president’s approval rating plummets in perfect parallel to the Dow Jones Industrial average. We’re all about the money around here, see. […]

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THINGS PEOPLE CAN DO THAT CORPORATIONS CAN’T

In a recent session The U.S. Supreme Court decided that corporations are people, entitled the same rights and privileges as individuals. As batshit crazy as that sounds, that is now the law of the land. We beg to differ. There are many things people can do that corporations […]

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OBAMA: DUMP BIDEN, HIRE ME!

President Obama looks like he can win reelection, but only just barely. The only thing preventing it will be his choice of Vice President. Oh, I know, I know, you’re saying to yourselves that he’s already got a perfectly serviceable Vice President in Joe Biden, affable and […]

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NOW MORE THAN EVER: BOB CRESPO FOR VICE PRESIDENT

The 2012 Presidential Elections are still over a year away but the Republican Candidates, both declared and otherwise, are already in our collective face, appearing everywhere and trumpeting their indignation at the current Democratic administration, and assuring us that their unique skill sets will enable them to […]

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