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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 9/6/17 – BARBIE DOLL DAY!

Barmaid BarbieKen Dahl hasn’t been so lucky since the divorce, but his Ex and her new husband G.I. Joe remain household names in America, so today we celebrate

NATIONAL BARBIE DOLL DAY!

SInce 1959, Barbie has been our National Sweetheart, a true single-name American icon and a symbol of mindless consumerism. Barbie is a plastic woman with a bigger wardrobe, more accessories and more dream houses than the Queen of England, and a Preppie boyfriend with no balls.¬†Holy Paris Hilton, sisters! Well, “Malibu” Barbie is 58 now, with crow’s feet and a husky voice from decades of Martinis and Marlboros, but almost as buff and durable as Cher. Three cheers for Barbie and well preserved Cougars everywhere!

*Suggested Activities: ¬†Spending, acquiring, discarding, spending, acquiring, discarding…

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