Few men enjoy opera, ballet or sappy romantic comedies, but endure them for their women. Don’t go hog wild with the praise or she’ll know you’re full of shit and there goes football season. Just go with the [...]

So, Glen Beck had his faux civil rights rally, gathering the faithful on America’s Lawn on the promenade in front of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C. 1000,000 Tea Party and Glen Beck fans showed up. In other words, 100,000 morons. On the 47th [...]

Coney Island? Rock & roll? What else do you need to know? Oh, yeah, the time and place: SATURDAY, AUG. 28, 4PM at PEGGY O’NEILL’S, 1904 SURF AVENUE, @ W. 16th St. in front of BROOKLYN CYCLONES’ STADIUM. Listen for new songs! Admission: [...]

Somewhere along the line someone will try to maneuver you into denying what you believe to justify their own hateful nonsense. Tell them nice try, but you’re smarter than that, and they’re on their own with the evil [...]

Now that people are accustomed to communicating with one another almost exclusively via electronic devices, even within the same room, it makes some sort of perverted sense that Internet companies are now negotiating with Little League Baseball to install web [...]

Nobody loves you like your inflatable [...]

So this dopey mosque issue near the site of the World Trade Center atrocity has the whole friggin’ country up in arms now, even people who never stepped foot in New York City, long-distance carpetbaggers claiming “hallowed ground” [...]

Good genes and temperate habits take you only so far. Runaway dump trucks don’t care how long you were supposed to live. Don’t discount dumb [...]

Red State, Blue State, one-two-three! Facebook has become the new battleground in the ideological war between normal people and the neo-Neanderthals attempting to erase the Bill of Rights. The media-created issue over a proposed mosque in New York City has [...]

As proof that life has not become completely out of hand, the word “cheesefood” still isn’t in the dictionary. Small victories [...]